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autosuficiencia:

In Spanish, we don’t really say “I love you” we say “traeme una cerveza” which roughly translates to “you are the light of my soul” & I think that’s beautiful.

— 29 minutes ago with 30334 notes
annicaspoon:

superheroshowdowns:

I’m not done talking about this kid.If Beast Boy wasn’t so busy being a little turd he could be potentially the most accomplished assassin in the DC universe. he has the abilities of every creature to ever exist at his disposal.Imagine:
That housefly chilling on your wall silently turning into a black mamba.Getting some beauty sleep? Howbout mr. brown recluse pays you a visit.Ooh look at that butterfly flying over your head NOPE, BOX JELLYFISH.Or a gnat crawls into your ear. Then turns into a rhinoceros, now painted with a fresh coat of your blood. Or a falcon flies at you at 100+ miles per hour and now it’s a bear flying at you at 100+ miles per hour.But no. He has to be a “good guy” or whatever./rant

Let’s be honest. 
If Garfield Logan wasn’t so driven by compassion and enjoyment of being a hero - he’d be downright scary.

annicaspoon:

superheroshowdowns:

I’m not done talking about this kid.

If Beast Boy wasn’t so busy being a little turd he could be potentially the most accomplished assassin in the DC universe. he has the abilities of every creature to ever exist at his disposal.

Imagine:

That housefly chilling on your wall silently turning into a black mamba.

Getting some beauty sleep? Howbout mr. brown recluse pays you a visit.

Ooh look at that butterfly flying over your head NOPE, BOX JELLYFISH.

Or a gnat crawls into your ear. Then turns into a rhinoceros, now painted with a fresh coat of your blood.

Or a falcon flies at you at 100+ miles per hour and now it’s a bear flying at you at 100+ miles per hour.

But no. He has to be a “good guy” or whatever.

/rant

Let’s be honest. 

If Garfield Logan wasn’t so driven by compassion and enjoyment of being a hero - he’d be downright scary.

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— 32 minutes ago with 2168 notes

countfrankula:

i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

(Source: olipsyches, via deans-military-uniform)

— 33 minutes ago with 218972 notes

hitlersbreastmilk:

do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad

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i-am-momo-senpai:

butter-milk-monster:

karkateverdeen:

theamericankid:

International Women’s Day

WOW memes how FUNNny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! amd KItpTCHEDN// ///??? woW. i bEtter go makE you SAndwhICH

are u fucking serious

Are you sure you want to assume ownership of this,user theamericankid?
Are you sure???

i-am-momo-senpai:

butter-milk-monster:

karkateverdeen:

theamericankid:

International Women’s Day

WOW memes how FUNNny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! amd KItpTCHEDN// ///??? woW. i bEtter go makE you SAndwhICH

are u fucking serious

Are you sure you want to assume ownership of this,
user theamericankid?

Are you sure???

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— 35 minutes ago with 3358 notes

F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y

F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y

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— 39 minutes ago with 158499 notes

topc4t:

chloerayne:

TRIGGER WARNING

This is a Scottish anti-rape PSA that is a direct response to blaming a rape victim for dressing like a slut. What do you think? Is it effective?

Never have I seen such an effective video in my life… and it’s only 30 seconds long. Definitely, 100% watch and reblog this.

This is just perfect omg

(Source: slutshamersonfb, via who-the-fuck-let-me-have-a-blog)

— 41 minutes ago with 163853 notes

stridersexualdave:

wwehkitralph:

Words I have mistaken for Homestuck:

  • Homesick
  • Homework
  • Homestuck
  • Homefront
  • Hamsteak

I don’t get it, they all say Homestuck.

(Source: breastforce, via johnfreakingegbert)

— 43 minutes ago with 5502 notes