3DS Friend Code: 5000 - 3790 -3602 ||||Jay, 16, INTP, ♒, phlegmatic/sanguine, Magical Girl | Hey, my name's Jay and I am the Bee Queen. I'm a dude who loves beards and Markiplier a lot. You can always check out my about page or drop a message if you want to get to know me better. My Twitter is nowajays, if we're in a mutual you can ask for my Snapchat. Also I have both Pokémon X and Y and Animal Crossing, so please ask for my friend code. I kinda put too much effort into my about page so please read that too!!



When The Avengers came out I wanted Clint and Natasha to be secret!married so bad, but now after The Winter Soldier I want it even more because Steve finds out and then his first thought is oh my god I kissed a married woman and he doesn’t know whether or not to confess because it was work-related but his conscience is eating away at him and finally he gives in but then he just can’t because Clint’s laughing so damn hard he can’t even hear himself speaking.



sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing


it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser


like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??


i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6



i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

It’s 2 iPhones connected with a hinge and when you close it both screens smack together and crack.

…the older I get, the more I see how women are described as having gone mad, when what they’ve actually become is knowledgeable and powerful and fucking furious.


constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”